May 2013
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sisterbutters:
I like how in Florida
it can look like a really nice day
but if you turn your head slightly to the left….
it looks like impending doom is going to happen
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demigodofhoolemere:
i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
plot twist: a teenage character played by an actual teenage actor
If you guys, by any chance, wanted to get to know...
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?
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spockisinthetardis:
thewonderyearstrong:
we dont appreciate salem from sabrina the teenage witch enough
he is me
my spirit animal
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firearmsandfisticuffs:
IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE
I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME
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hannibalkanibalas:
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irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s...
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illustratedshadows:
do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go
why
the fuck
did nobody punch me in the face
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Science :): Protein Paves the Way for Correct Stem... →
A single embryonic stem cell can develop into more than 200 specialized cell types that make up our body. This maturation process is called differentiation and is tightly regulated through strict control of gene activity. If the regulation is lost, specialized cells cannot develop correctly…
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thats-slightly-raven:
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thats-slightly-raven:
Someone is setting off fireworks outside.
It’s 1:15pm on the 23rd of December what the actual fuck are you celebrating?
My bad it wasn’t a firework, apparently my next door neighbours toaster exploded.
Update: apparently he got a crumpet stuck in it and he decided to use a metal fork to get it out and instead he blew all...
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my skills include falling in love with people i can’t have and crying
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