I like how in Florida
it can look like a really nice day
but if you turn your head slightly to the left….
it looks like impending doom is going to happen
Back Streets Of London.jpg (by jarr1520)
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i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
- plot twist: a teenage character played by an actual teenage actor
If you guys, by any chance, wanted to get to know me.
- Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
- Skin: Do you tan easily?
- Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
- Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
- Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
- Tongue: What was in your last meal?
- Windpipe: Do you sing?
- Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
- Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
- Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
- Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
- Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
- Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
- Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
- Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
- Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
- Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
- Hips: Do you like to dance?
- Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
- Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
- Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
- Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
- Toes: Do you like country music?
“That’s not the worst bit about those six-seater cars, because it could be worse if you had your wife in the front and both daughters, and you sat in the back.”
